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#1 Stunna
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You look like the guy from Twilight!!

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I thought this would be a good idea. These don't have to be internet-speak captions, though I guess they can. It's like that feature they have once in a while in the New Yorker, where someone draws a cartoon and has readers submit captions.

So here's how it's going to work:

1. I'll post a picture.
2. Someone hilarious will see it and think of a caption to put on it.
3. Someone not funny at all will see it and think of a caption to put on it. (repeat 4x)
4. After four or five good ones, I'll update the title AND reply with a new picture for you guys to caption.
5. When we have a good amount of pictures and captions, I'll compile this into an article and it can go on the front page.

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FIRST PICTURE

"You should really think about getting that arm replaced, Bob."

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SECOND PICTURE

Goddamnit, Ted. Why are you still carrying that thing around? Vietnam is over.

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THIRD PICTURE

Jake, got any more of that cocaine? My ears have stopped ringing.

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FOURTH PICTURE

For the last time, Steve, just because you drew it on the graph doesn't mean it actually happened.

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FIFTH PICTURE

Step Four: Insert the used tampon into your mouth.

I'm so disappointed in you all.

This reply was last edited on 08-22-03 03:54:20 PM by #1 Stunna.

peach
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(plaid guy first: ) "I really like that outfit you have on... Where'd you get the shirt?"
"Urban Outfitters."
"Oh their stuff is so cheap and so gorgeous"
"Twenty seven dollars"
"Get out!"

This reply was last edited on 09-16-03 11:20:54 PM by peach.

peach
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elohel, dubble pohst

This reply was last edited on 08-20-03 08:04:57 AM by NNY.

Smokey
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Mr T and Rob Reiner share a cup of coffee and reflect on better times.

#1 Stunna
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You look like the guy from Twilight!!

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Hmm, those were good. I liked Danielle's.

I'll give you guys a new picture after a few more.

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So, why do you have a uterus on your shirt?

I'm so disappointed in you all.

Tyr

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Your daughter looks wicked hot in that new birthday outfit I got her.

Moribus antiquis res stat Romana virisque[/w]
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New Emp
From this day forward, Emp House is on Dodecatuple-Secret Probation.

I am dead.

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So, you say it's called double penetration, huh?

- Da Bulls.
- Da Bulls.
- Daaaaaaa Bulls.

*** New Emp's CHEERS and JEERS ***
v1.3007 - 8/20/03 rofl - Suggest a Quote
JEERS to Brains SA for talking smack about my society: "Society is in general greedy. Look at me I’m fucking greedy. We live in large homes when people in Ethiopia are dieing [sic] of starvation. We waste valuable resources making things such as cigarettes. I don’t even think it’s a generalization, it’s a fact."
CHEERS to Hessian for putting an end to led zeppelin's labeling rampage: "what type of person are you" [sic] (led zeppelin) | "I'd prefer not to repress [sic] my character into such a brief, generalizing description. // I think it will suffice to say that I'm a better life form than you, Mr. Zeppelin." (Hessian)
CHEERS to Wheezy for exposing a fellow named internalfear0: "Okay, I'm done." (internalfear0) | "Translation: Sorry, FA, don't ban me. I'll be a good little boy. I hope I didn't break a rule." (Wheezy)

#1 Stunna
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You look like the guy from Twilight!!

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Oh, I forgot to mention that if anyone has any pictures they think would be good, they can PM them to me.

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SECOND PICTURE

Goddamnit, Ted. Why are you still carrying that thing around? Vietnam is over.

I'm so disappointed in you all.

Tyr

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How the fuck did you get that cord in there without me knowing about it?

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Mojo
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SECOND PICTURE

More exciting news in rock: Keith Richards and Mick Jagger prepare for
the Tenth Annual Rolling Stones Goodbye Tour, set to kick off in Missoula, Montana, Spring 2004 .

Hi-ho Silver!
Awwwwaaaaayyyyyy!!!

peach
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FIRST PICTURE

"I'm telling you for the last time, Bob Vila, I don't have your goddamned check and you didn't win the goddamned Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes! Now, shut your piehole and pass that Bailey's."

Hi-ho Silver!
Awwwwaaaaayyyyyy!!!

New Emp
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I am dead.

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Ein volk, ein reich, EIN FUHRER!

*** New Emp's CHEERS and JEERS ***
v1.3008 - 8/20/03 rofl - Suggest a Quote
CHEERS to internalfear0 for sticking it to the metric system... oh, and that drahnier fella: "You're fucking retarded if you think [redheaded_iswear]'s fat, she weighs like 100 pounds (That's like 44-45 kilos for you weird people)."
JEERS to Brains SA for talking smack about my society: "Society is in general greedy. Look at me I’m fucking greedy. We live in large homes when people in Ethiopia are dieing [sic] of starvation. We waste valuable resources making things such as cigarettes. I don’t even think it’s a generalization, it’s a fact."
CHEERS to Hessian for putting an end to led zeppelin's labeling rampage: "what type of person are you" [sic] (led zeppelin) | "I'd prefer not to repress [sic] my character into such a brief, generalizing description. // I think it will suffice to say that I'm a better life form than you, Mr. Zeppelin." (Hessian)
CHEERS to Wheezy for exposing a fellow named internalfear0: "Okay, I'm done." (internalfear0) | "Translation: Sorry, FA, don't ban me. I'll be a good little boy. I hope I didn't break a rule." (Wheezy)

House
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omg im so lol

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The true meaning of Alvistime is drinkin'. Drinkin' and revenge. Now drink with me deeply of the burbon scotch and rye until which time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find and beat the asses of the non-believers.

Why can't we not be sober? Just want to start this over. Why can't we drink forever? I just want to start this over.

#1 Stunna
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You look like the guy from Twilight!!

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Uh-oh, looks like that thing is still alive. Can you hand me your microphone again?

I'm so disappointed in you all.

Smokey
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Tyr

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I'm so glad no black people are in this picture to ruin it.

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peach
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Quoted from Tyr:
Quote:

I'm so glad no black people are in this picture to ruin it.

(they're hidden in the trees, dude. Look for the whites of their eyes)

#1 Stunna
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You look like the guy from Twilight!!

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Start PMing me pictures, because I'm running out.

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THIRD PICTURE

Jake, got any more of that cocaine? My ears have stopped ringing.

I'm so disappointed in you all.

Smokey
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funkle smokey

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THIS IS THE BEST BLIND DATE EVER!!!

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"Smokey, you're really hot" - Mingan
"You're an ugly cunt." - PR

peach
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THIRD PICTURE

Sweetie, your tie is crooked! Let me get that.

Mojo
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THIRD PICTURE

Ssssh! Just smile and act normal; she'll never know who puked all over her curtains.

Hi-ho Silver!
Awwwwaaaaayyyyyy!!!

House
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omg im so lol

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