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Agon
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My Calc teacher wants to print a shirt for our class (long story, I know we're all big fucking nerds), so I'm looking for puns or something funny to put on the shirt. I have no fucking creativity at all, so help me because I suck.

An example would be something like

Just d-u it!
(Just dee-you it)

This reply was last edited on 10-19-04 05:39:27 PM by Agon.

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yeah, and put something retarded on its head

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Do an equation involving limits where the answer is zero.

Underneath it write "this is how many times people who wear this shirt get laid."

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Mathematic puns are the first sine of madness.

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In highschool whenever the teacher would write a factorial on the board I would shout it out (hence the exclamation point in its notation).

"I am a man, and I can change, if I have to, I guess." - Red Green

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teh TEH evar EVAR funnay FUNNAY :rolleyes:

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Here we go Agon. omg yah rite fag lol

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http://www.kent.k12.wa.us/staff/DavidWright/calculus/book/55/jokes.html
http://www.juliantrubin.com/mathjokes.html
http://www.sciencejokes.com/science-jokes/index.php?id_category=40

If only I could get to the derivative of you,
To navigate your slope just like I used to do,
Your sine curve so smooth, so well elevated,
Just waiting for me to come and make it integrated.
Remember how during our second differentiation,
I'd derivate and agitate until I'd reach acceleration?
My little pet parabola whom I so much adore,
Why can't we have a functional relationship once more?

i've never been perfect // but i never meant to drag down you // so if i'm dragging you down now // i could wait in the lost and found // just promise me you'll be perfect // and i promise that i'll come around sometimes // to say // hello // all smiles

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I am naked and female

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Don't drink and derive. omg yah rite fag lol

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What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi. i'm a serial-killer :)

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No one else can wear your favorite shirt the way you do.

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Don't imitate, integrate

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I have a few...(lord help us)

d/x = log(x) so (d)CABIN/CABIN = Log Cabin

Q: What is the first derivative of a cow?
A: Prime Rib!

Math is like love – a simple idea but it can get complicated.

In Alaska, where it gets very cold, π is only 3.00. As you know, everything shrinks in the cold. They call it Eskimo π.

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[sarcasm]few words[/sarcasm]

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Holy shit, I hope you're not planning to actually use this shirt.

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i'd like to see a pic of ice's duck

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If you're x^2, I'd be x^3/3 so I'd be the area under your curves.

^^^Pick-up line^^^*

*ive tried it -- it doesnt work MAGUSMAGUSMAGUSMAGUS

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Quoted from BB:
If you're x^2, I'd be x^3/3 so I'd be the area under your curves.

^^^Pick-up line^^^*

*ive tried it -- it doesnt work

I bet it would work at MIT...

i am raising my eyebrow

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"We can drink physics majors under the table"

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Long titles suck and so do I

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"I Do Advanced Mathematics because I am a rebel"

What is red and hangs off the back of trains?
A Miscarriage.

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fuck this title

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LOL @ HG thread

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okay im my class is kinda doing the same...
and heres what weve found...

"dont drink and derive"----my personal favorite...

its better as a drawing but heres the jist of it...
i(says to Pi): your so irrational
Pi(says to i): come on get real

who need the sun to get tan, when you got sine and cosine...

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Why the hell did you bump a thread from 3 years ago? There's even a warning that tells you it's ridiculously old!

Also,

How do you tell if a physicist is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when you talk to him.

this is my music i hope you like it
this is music i listen to these are movies i like

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While this is up here I might as well plug my favorite webcomic ever.

XKCD > You

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prostitute

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While this is up MATH FTW

Hello my name is Kristoffer Jørgensen and I am from Norweigen I come to see hot USA girls and history landmarks!!

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Rawr.

send me that link of that aligator song and the futurama clip

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We have this physics shirt and it's red and on the back it says "If this shirt looks blue you're moving too fast."

"I used the internet to get laid once. That is not a shining moment of pride for me. The worst thing? She evidently gave me chlamydia, which I evidently got cleared up."
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Lets subtract some clothes, add a bed and multiply.

Do you want to integrate e to the x?

Integral from 10 to 13 of 2x? -T shirt I saw, had the symbols actually. (=69)

I Cant Skat3: Well, I may be stupid. I'll let others decide that.

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Quoted from Ztolk:
We have this physics shirt and it's red and on the back it says "If this shirt looks blue you're moving too fast."

I've saw a similar bumper sticker the other day and I chuckled.

this is my music i hope you like it
this is music i listen to these are movies i like

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Theres a guy around here who made a bunch of math shirts for himself, the derivative one is amongst them. He also has one where there are 2 snakes drawn on the xy-plane...

Hello my name is Kristoffer Jørgensen and I am from Norweigen I come to see hot USA girls and history landmarks!!

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