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peach
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Just call me "Mom"

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(Originally posted on: 03-20-04 11:59:18 PM)
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I think it would be interesting to see what people are like in correspondance.

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Report Junk E-Mail
Report and Block Sender



From : Andrew McDonald <editedout!@ugrad.cs.ualberta.ca>
Sent : March 20, 2004 9:25:32 PM
To : "D ." <anarchaicjackass@hotmail.com>
Subject : Re: hey sup?


I'm not sure now i couldn't get a car tonight
so i might have to stay here again tonight i'll keep you
posted as to whats going to happen i'm a serial-killer :)

keep smiling,
Andrew!



I was going to post more, but they're either too short to be interesting, too long and personal, or too dirty.

edit: alright I'm posting the sort of personal one, too.

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From : Vicky & Gilles <gillesl@telusplanet.net>
Sent : March 18, 2004 9:39:26 PM
To : "Dani" <anarchaicjackass@hotmail.com>


Sick is the only word I can use to describe your handle. Maybe this has to do something with your difficulty in finding gainful employment in order to support yourself. I guess at arcades they would find this acceptable.

I would really like more information on why you would have to have to pay for someone's else's theft at your office. Companies have insurance to cover them for this kind of thing and at no time is an employee required to pay for someone else's actions. I would think they would have video cameras around the shop so that they can pinpoint WHODUNIT ( I know this is not the correct spelling). Why would you agree to paying it back this is a cost of doing business. You would be better off loosing your job because it does not take a rocket scientist to figure our why would you work to payback$ 500 you never took and only get $6.00 an hour working only part time to boot. Get another job, you would be money ahead. Also how is your job and residence search going? Gilles says go to a dealership and apply as a receptionist, find something close to bus routes and something that pays half decent. Alot of business's have ad's in the paper, their windows or even try employment agencies like Kelly services or TEMPS.

Angele has written us stating you would be there until the end of March and we had to send money. I sent $130.00 for you as dad said you had $120.00 to pay.

We have tried calling several times and even Angele alluded to the fact that you stay away from her. We know that you do that when you don't want to answer questions or have to explain. Please call home so we can talk . You can call collect so it won't cost you anything.

Have you been able to get your Alberta Health Care done?

I am working on your income tax but I need all your TO-4's or separation papers do you have some to give me? What happens is when I do your income tax you get whatever you paid back because you are low income. Also when I do your income tax it allows you to get that GST back each quarter.. As soon as I have it all I will do it so you don't miss out on any money.

We also received a mail notification that your are eligible to vote this year.

Do you have plans for Easter? Nicole is coming home with Kam and Kam's parents dogs, and they can give you a ride. Brent and Stephanie are coming home as well then.

The house is all painted now and it looks good. We haven't put up all the paintings yet I am waiting for Aunty Carol to come help out. We looked all over Cold Lake and found nothing so we will have to take a run to the city.

We bought a new computer desk which is to be here on the 25th, it was suppose to be here on the 16th but now it is on backorder. Its a solid oak finish and looks really nice it would look good even in a room as a piece of furniture so if we downsize and need to keep in the living room we could do it .

We love you and hope all is going well. Maybe send us your work phone number and we will call you there.

Love Mom and Dad



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Reply 1 of 51 (Originally posted on: 03-21-04 12:04:38 AM)
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Good thread.
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Just call me "Mom"

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Reply 2 of 51 (Originally posted on: 03-21-04 12:07:54 AM)
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BA you should do a more personal one if you have it!
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Reply 3 of 51 (Originally posted on: 03-21-04 12:10:05 AM)
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Perhaps later when I actually get a personal one, which I haven't in a day or so. Love that junk mail though.
~British[/whisper] Agent
[whisper]"Most people think time is like a river that flows swift and sure in one direction. But I have seen the face of time and I can tell you they are wrong. Time is an ocean in a storm. You may wonder who I am and why I say this. Sit down and I will tell you a tale like none which you have ever heard..."
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Reply 4 of 51 (Originally posted on: 03-21-04 12:12:24 AM)
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From: Andy Cabrillo (acabrillo@herc.net)
Subj: Score with a local whore tonight
Content: Find hundreds of horny locals in your area tonight.
Go to(address) Etc etc etc.
I receive this kind of mail 100 times a week!
peach
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Just call me "Mom"

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Reply 5 of 51 (Originally posted on: 03-21-04 12:18:48 AM)
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Quoted from British Agent:
Perhaps later when I actually get a personal one, which I haven't in a day or so. Love that junk mail though.

Problem solved.
Erags

Comment allez-vous ce soir? Je suis comme ci comme ça

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Reply 6 of 51 (Originally posted on: 03-21-04 12:31:11 AM)
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This is a confirmation e-mail letting you know that the Battle.net
account Payt.Azeroth has registered this e-mail address.

If you are going to lose access to this e-mail address, please update
your Battle.net account with a new address beforehand. Failure to
update your address will result in the loss of Battle.net e-mail
functionality; technical support will be unable to assist you with
this problem.

For more information on Battle.net mail features, including how to
change your registered e-mail address, please visit:
http://www.battle.net/mail

If you did not request this action forward this e-mail in its entirety
to: unwanted.email@useast.battle.net

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Reply 7 of 51 (Originally posted on: 03-21-04 12:41:01 AM)
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From: Cherry Richards <yowbwhwym@msn.com>
Date: Sunday, March 21, 2004 10:49 PM
To: lucifer@rokbom.com <lucifer@rokbom.com>
Subject: cc: take away that depression no perscription



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Last legitimate email:
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From: Mr Matthew Nelson <s4078397@student.uq.edu.au>
Date: Friday, March 19, 2004 4:56 PM
To: QUGS@yahoogroups.com <QUGS@yahoogroups.com>
Subject: Re: [QUGS] another D&D3.5 Game


Hey, sounds great!
count me in (so long as there are no clashes with other commitments!)
I'm located in Indooroopilly.

Matt i'm a serial-killer :)

----- Original Message -----
From: Michael Jones <purtan1@dodo.com.au>
Date: Thursday, March 18, 2004 7:22 pm
Subject: Re: [QUGS] another D&D3.5 Game

> I should probably mention this, as I noted at the last general
> meeting i'm
> also looking to set up a D&D3.5 game. As to when and where, well
> that's down
> to who's interested and where they live(we'd try and get a central
> locationso people could minimise travel time), but i've talked to
> another guy at the
> club and he may be able to provide a place to play. He's not on
> the mailing
> list, but i'll be getting in touch with him via phone to work
> stuff out to
> and any expressions of interest are welcome.
>
> I got a couple of email addy's from people at the meeting, but
> then promptly
> lost my piece of people when I got home so if anybody had already
> expresedinterest I suggest they do so again here.
>
> As for specifics, i'd be planning a pretty low-magic low medievil
> feel with
> relativly slow progression, but it's really down to what happens
> and what
> type of ideas people bring to the table. I'd be looking for standard
> characters and races from the core handbooks, and we'll work out
> characterin the first session. Although we could also do it by
> email pretty easily
> since I may use the points-based method for stats.
>
> As for house rules, I may consider using damage saves instead of
> hit points,
> but i'lllook into that pretty solidly before considering it.
>
>
>
>
> Yahoo! Groups Links
>
>
>
>
>
>




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Reply 8 of 51 (Originally posted on: 03-21-04 01:03:13 AM)
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Hello.

I'm from a forum I'm sure that you frequent; I've attained this information because I found your email adderss in what some may define as a "profile".
I would appreciate it greatly if you would return this email so that in the future there may be excellent correspondance. Thank you.

Danielle


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Yo Dawg, where you at?

We been chillin all over the fuckin' place and you're nowhere to be found, yo. We all be like "Dayum, where British Agent?" and e-yone's like "I-oh-know dawg." So yeah dude, sup?

D.


Both seem to be from the same person. Damn, there are some messed up people out there.
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-The Prince
peach
I get enamoured

Just call me "Mom"

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Reply 9 of 51 (Originally posted on: 03-21-04 01:14:31 AM)
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Wow, I just found out something incredibly interesting from one of my hotmail contacts...
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From : British Agent <britishagent@simtec.net>
Reply-To : <BritishAgent@simtec.net>
Sent : March 20, 2004 11:25:02 PM
To : "'D .'" <anarchaicjackass@hotmail.com>
Subject : RE: Where you been?

Yo yo, don' be talkin' bout dance dance shiz up in this bitch. Ain't got
none of that pussy shit IN MY HOUZZLE.

You know why? Yea, I think you know why..

'CAUSE I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH

~Rick James

-----Original Message-----
From: D . [mailto:anarchaicjackass@hotmail.com]
Sent: Sunday, March 21, 2004 1:21 AM
To: BritishAgent@simtec.net
Subject: RE: Where you been?

Oh no you di-ent just bitchslap me for some hoes, yo!

I say you come up all in this hizzy and we get on the playstizzy for some
Dance Dance Revolizzy. Aight?

Y'heard?

D


>From: "British Agent" <britishagent@simtec.net>
>Reply-To: <BritishAgent@simtec.net>
>To: "'D .'" <anarchaicjackass@hotmail.com>
>Subject: RE: Where you been?
>Date: Sun, 21 Mar 2004 01:15:53 -0500
>
>Whaat whaat!
>
>My B, I was slappin' sum hos in the Battlefiend Vietnam.
>
>~Ian




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Reply 10 of 51 (Originally posted on: 03-21-04 01:21:09 AM)
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Quoted from mail.yahoo.com:
From: 1earcat@bellsouth.net  Add to Address Book
To: kristiangrrl@yahoo.com
Subject: this thing
Date: Thu, 18 Mar 2004 18:53:04 -0500

‘Twas a hot summer the year old Ben Rafferty caught sight of the
strange, orange-haired critter what was hangin’ about in his apple orchard
at nights. Farmer Ben, as the young’uns did call him on occasion, was
sittin’ in his small country home, whittling on a chunk of driftwood his
cousin Amos had brought him from his trip up to Californy.
As he worked the blade to and fro along the surface of the wood,
dropping lazy drifts of shaving that settled in a loose pile around his
feet, he whistled a tune he recollected from his days working as an
apprentice broom-maker under the guidance of Crawdad Chris, an eccentric fella
who wouldn’t eat a slice a’ watermelon until it were dipped in whiskey.
Ol’ Chris would be choppin’ straw quicker’n a madman chewin’ a pig’s
eye, and he’d be singin’ his songs with a voice sweet as an angel and
loud as a devil.
“Ohhh, ya cain’t teach a chicken to slow-dance,” he’d sing, “and ya
cain’t teach a widow to smile, no, ya cain’t catch a girl without
ro-mance, and the cracker-barrel sits on a HOLY SWEET LEAPIN’ JESUS I DONE
CUTS MY FOOL THUMB OFF AG’IN! BEN! BEEEEENNNN!!! RUN TO DOC TUCKER’S PLACE
AND TELL’M TO GET HIS LAZY JEW-ASS UP HERE ‘FORE I PASS OUT! DAMN IT
ALL TO HELL ON A HONEYSUCKLE’S TIT, THAT DAMN FRAGGIN’ STRAW-CHOPPER’S
GONNA TAKE ALL MY FINGERS BEFORE I KIN MAKE RETIREMENT!”
Since most of Crawdad’s songs were interrupted by some sort of injury
or accident, Ben never learned the entire version of any of them, so
whenever he came to a part where Chris had suddenly amputated an
extremity or tripped onto an upturned broom handle, he simply improvised. Since
he only whistled the songs, he didn’t have to come up with lyrics,
which was a relief and a half, since he never did consider himself much of
a poet. But he did all right when it came to improvising the melody… in
fact, sometimes the result would be downright gorgeous.
Wudn’t nothin’ in the world more relaxin’ than whistlin’ and
whittlin’, as Ben’s pappy woulda said, had he not broken his neck falling from a
barn roof shortly after impregnating Ben’s mama. All the same, it
certainly was pleasant, Ben thought.
A sudden high-pitched chittering from outside caught his attention,
and his whistling stopped. The sound was too noisy to be a rabbit, and
too queer to be a man. ‘Coons, maybe? Coyotes? Only one way to find out…
He grabbed the double-barrel shotgun that was leaning up against the
chair’s right arm, and he stomped to the front door. On these quiet
summer nights alone in the orchard, Ben was hard-pressed for entertainment.
Intruders and wayward animals were the only respite (aside from
whistlin’ and whittlin’, that is) from the day-in, day-out monotony of farm
life.
“I’ll teach a galderned ki-yoat to make a racket whilst I’m
whittlin’,” he mumbled to himself.
The thick wooden front door was already open to let the air in, but
the outer screen door was closed, so he gave it a swift kick to bust it
open. But instead of the door swinging outwards, his foot went right
through the mesh screen up to his ankle, scratching thin lines of blood in
his leg. With a loud “SUMBITCH MUFUCKER” he yanked his foot back,
taking with him the entire screen from out of the door frame. Cursing, with
the mesh still caught around his ankle, he used the shotgun’s barrel to
hold the screen to the floor and lifted his foot from out of it,
exhaling through his teeth as the thin wires of the screen dragged along his
skin. Once he released himself, he observed the damage on his right
leg.
“Damn it to hell, battle ain’t even started yet and I’ve already got
myself a Purple Heart. That damn ‘possum or whatever the sweet jesus it
calls itself is gonna pay, I’ll tell you what.”
Exercising a bit of caution and forethought, he pushed the now
screenless screen door open and leveled the shotgun into the darkness. He
swung the weapon right and then left, looking for any shadow that might
make the gruesome mistake of moving.
“Hallright now,” he shouted, “any trespassin’ sonuvabitch best get the
hell on outta here ‘fore I blast a chunk out ya ass the size of St.
Louis!”
He paused, listening. Nothing but wind and crickets. And then… that
chittering. Coming from above, from the apple trees.
Ben’s first impulse was to start shooting into the foliage, but it was
almost time for harvest and the last thing he wanted was buckshot in
his apples. So he aimed into the open sky and fired.
The shot cracked and boomed and then died in a matter of five seconds,
and his ears rang for another seven seconds, and then all was quiet
again. There was no chittering.
He warily looked about, waiting for even the slightest rustle. And
what would he do when he heard it? Well, he just might have half a mind to
get out his pocket knife and climb every dad-ratted tree in the whole
god-forsaken orchard until he found the cock-suckin’ varmint responsible
for the chitt’rin’, and then gut the little brother-fucker and watch it
bleed like a baby goat tangled in barbed-wire, and listen to it squeal
like a Chinese hound dog with a five-foot…
Then there it was again, the chittering, and any thoughts about
apple-preservation were clouded over by brute impulse. Without a millisecond
of hesitation, he fired directly into the trees.
Suddenly, a small, shadowy bulk leaped from the green leaves and
sailed through the night sky, flying in a perfect, graceful arc towards the
wide-eyed and hopelessly bewildered Ben, letting loose a blood-curdling
battle scream as it went. Before the bearded farmboy could devote a
single, clear moment of contemplation to what was about to happen, a glint
of moonlight reflected off a swinging piece of sharpened steel, and
then, simple as peaches, his neatly removed eyeballs were lying pale and
bloody in the tall Ozark grass.
He didn’t see the three foot-tall figure running off through the
orchard with a speed both amazing and unsettling, because he no longer had
the tools to do so. And he didn’t hear the laughter-like chittering of
the thing echo and fade as it ran farther and farther away, because he
was screaming. He screamed so loud that his whole world was screams.
Screams and blood and pain.
lizardbreath

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From : mikey mikey <bulwinky@hotmail.com>
Sent : March 20, 2004 6:59:42 AM
To : loser_girl42@hotmail.com


who in the world r u???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

I never did reply to this... Oh well.


I got this one now too. I decided just to edit it into this post.
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From : mikey mikey <bulwinky@hotmail.com>
Sent : March 23, 2004 3:58:40 PM
To : loser_girl42@hotmail.com


hi im wondering who the hek u r!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Reply 12 of 51 (Originally posted on: 03-21-04 03:17:50 AM)
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Quoted from school address:
Hello, all!

An invitation to the E&H Community for an extraordinary musical
experience...

Anonymous 4, a group of four woman specializing in medieval and
renaissance vocal music, will present a concert entitled "American
Angels: Songs of Hope, Redemption, and Glory" on Wednesday evening,
March 24 at 7:30pm in Memorial Chapel. This well-respected ensemble,
which takes its name from the repertoire of early vocal music that
arose from oral tradition (with no compositional attribution), has
changed its program upon popular request, to its most recent project
involving Anglo-American spiritual vocal music. This concert involves
18th century psalm settings and fuging tunes from New England, 19th
century folk hymns and camp revival songs from the rural South, and
gospel songs originating in Northeastern cities and adopted in the late
19th century by rural Southerners. Expect to hear some familiar
favorites such as Amazing Grace, In the Sweet By and By, Sweet Hour of
Prayer, What Wondrous Love is This, and Shall We Gather at the River in
their early forms, as well as some examples of lesser-known early
American spiritual music. This is Anonymous 4's final touring season,
and this particular program has gotten rave reviews all over the
country due, in part, to the presentation of this particular type of
singing in the recent popular movie, "Cold Mountain."

Please join the Music Department in welcoming this fantastic ensemble
to campus, and enjoy a unique musical experience!

Lyceum Credit!


******************************
REMOVED CONFIDENTIAL CONTACT INFORMATION
******************************

Quoted from school address:
THERE WILL BE A COLLEGE REPUBLICANS MEETING ON WED. (March 24th) at 7:30 in the MS Lobby !

We will be discussing specifics on spending our budget for this semester...so bring ideas! Scheduling of speakers will also be discussed....Everyone is Welcome !


If you have any questions please contact Suzanne at REMOVED


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Quoted from hotmail address:
Amelia,



Please let me know if we can help with the application.





We miss you, but are glad that you made it back okay. Was $40 enough?

LDMJ



-----Original Message-----
From: Amelia Surname [mailto:monkeyqween@hotmail.com]
Sent: Tuesday, March 16, 2004 10:40 PM
To: CONFIDENTIAL@REMOVED.DE
Subject: RE: FW: MOAA Educational Assistance Application



Yay!! i'm a serial-killer :)

Love you all,

Amelia

>From: "DADDY"

>Reply-To:

>To: "Surname Amelia C."

>CC: "Amelia Cheavens Surname" ,"Amelia Surname"

>Subject: FW: MOAA Educational Assistance Application

>Date: Tue, 16 Mar 2004 21:06:20 -0500

>

>WAY TO GO AMELIA!

>

>Please check this link below.

>

>LMD

>

>-----Original Message-----

>From: NAME SURNAME [mailto:NAME@ASSOCIATION.org]

>Sent: Tuesday, March 16, 2004 2:50 PM

>To: edassist

>Subject: MOAA Educational Assistance Application

>

>Dear Applicant,

>

>Thank you for applying for one of the MOAA Educational Assistance

>Programs.

>Results are now available at

>http://www.moaa.org/Education/2004/Application/checkstatus.asp. Please

>enter your SSN to find out if you have been selected as a semifinalist

>for

>one of our programs.

>

>All of us at MOAA would like to extend our appreciation to all of you

>for

>taking the time to apply. Please also be aware that, if you were not

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Sending you a photo of four generations of Browns. That's you, Chris, me and your Great Grandmother. (Sorry, but your great, great grandfather was unavailable for this photo.

Keep in touch...................... Love, Dada


And then there was a fucking cute picture attached.

Actually here it is, because I'm adorable.
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Opening that link around friends wasn't a good idea.
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Reply 17 of 51 (Originally posted on: 03-21-04 07:56:21 AM)
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Reply 19 of 51 (Originally posted on: 03-21-04 09:33:38 AM)
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Hey Sandamnit can you torrent Dan's ass when you get it?
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Reply 20 of 51 (Originally posted on: 03-21-04 10:10:34 AM)
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Srry guys, the last E-mail is in Spanish:


De: Revista de Neurología <notificaciones@revneurol.com>
Enviado el: viernes, 19 de marzo de 2004 18:37:00
Para: lolololol@hotmail.com
Asunto: RevNeurol - Nota Informativa

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Revista de Neurología
Vol.38 nº05
Nos complace comunicarle que acabamos de incorporar a la edición digital de Revista de Neurología el último número publicado cuyo índice le adjuntamos
Originales
Modificación del perfil clínico de los ictus en enfermos con fibrilación auricular. Efecto del tratamiento antitrombótico
Alexandre García Escrivà, Nicolás López Hernández, Raquel Hernández Lorido, Clara Oliver Navarrete, Sonia Bustos Terol, Joaquín Carneado Ruiz, Francisco Gracia Fleta, José Manuel Moltó Jordá.

Inflamación diseminada episódica del sistema nervioso central en niños. Revisión casuística de un período de 13 años
Javier López Pisón, Olga García Bodega, Manuela Díaz Suárez, Ana Fe Bajo Delgado, Raquel Cabrerizo de Diago, José Luis Peña Segura.

Rendimiento de un diagrama de correlación entre patrones ecográficos y hemodinámicos cerebrales
María de los Ángeles Muñoz Sánchez, Francisco Murillo Cabezas, M. Victoria Rivera Fernández, Dolores Rincón Ferrari, Rosario Amaya Villar, Juan Manuel Flores Cordero, Aurelio Cayuela Domínguez.

Factores clínicos predictores de la aparición de episodios vasculares tras un ataque isquémico transitorio
Francisco Purroy García, Joan Montaner Villalonga, P. Delgado, M. Ribó, Juan Francisco Arenillas Lara, M. Quintana, José Álvarez Sabín.

Análisis espectral de la coherencia cerebral en la enfermedad de Alzheimer
Pedro Luis Calderón González, Mario Alfredo Parra Rodríguez, Juan J. Llibre Rodríguez, Joel V. Gutiérrez.

Lesiones ocupantes de espacio no neoplásicas que simulan tumores del sistema nervioso central
Gabriel J. Arismendi Morillo, Mary Carmen Fernández Abreu, Daniela P. Cardozo Sosa, José J. Cardozo Durán.

II Congreso Internacional de Neuropsicología en Internet
Eficacia de una fórmula de estimación de la inteligencia premórbida en la población española
Álvaro Bilbao Bilbao, Nicolás Seisdedos.

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Crisis olfatoria y meningioma paraselar
Vicente Medrano Martínez, Javier Mallada Frechin, Nicolás López Hernández, Sebastián Fernández Izquierdo, Leandro Piqueras Rodríguez.

Fístula dural en la unión craneocervical. Presentación de caso clínico y revisión de la bibliografía
Paloma Pulido Rivas, Francisco Villoria Medina, Fernando Fortea Gil, Rafael García de Sola.

Demencia secundaria a infarto talámico: comunicación de un caso
María Victoria Cargioli Vila, Francisca Carriquiry Berner, Alberto Vargas Cañas.

Migraña con pleocitosis: un caso de evolución atípica
Sonia Santos Lasaosa, Beatriz Sierra Bergua, Ireneo De Los Mártires Armingol, Jorge Navarro Calzada, Cristina Pérez Lázaro, Moisés Garcés Redondo, Oscar Fabre Pi, Carlos Tejero Juste, Pilar Larrodé Pellicer, Luis Javier López del Val, Luis Fernando Pascual Millán.

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Midazolam intranasal y bucal en el tratamiento de las convulsiones agudas
Juan Antonio Armijo Simón, José Luis Herranz Fernández, María Ángeles Pena Pardo, Javier Adín Ibarra.

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Posibilidades de rehabilitación neurocognitiva en la esquizofrenia
Martín Vargas Aragón.

Revisiones
La memoria. Introducción al estudio de los trastornos cognitivos en el envejecimiento normal y patológico
Pedro Casanova Sotolongo, Pedro Casanova Carrillo, Carlos Casanova Carrillo.

II Congreso Internacional de Neuropsicología en Internet
Aplicación del Attention Process Training dentro de un proyecto de intervención en procesos atencionales en niños con cáncer
Jordi Bernabeu Verdú, Beatriz López Luengo, Concepción Fournier del Castillo, Adela Cañete Nieto, Jesús Suárez Rodríguez, Victoria Castel Sánchez.

Atención y funcionamiento ejecutivo en la rehabilitacion neuropsicológica de los procesos visuoespaciales
Juan Luis Blázquez Alisente, Núria Paúl Laprediza, Juan Manuel Muñoz Céspedes.

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Vasculitis por tóxicos: diagnóstico y seguimiento mediante angiorresonancia magnética
Javier Ruiz Martínez, J. Villanúa, J. Recondo.

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Hematoma intracerebral postoperatorio. Una complicación poco frecuente del hematoma subdural crónico
Sergio Diego Vega Basulto, Gretel Mosqueda Betancourt, Fredy Guillermo Gutiérrez Muñoz, Abel Vega Trenado, Cristina Rivero García.

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Hipótesis sobre la génesis del cavum septo pelúcido en infantes pretérmino y durante la vida posnatal
Jorge Eduardo Duque Parra.

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Best & Taylor. Bases fisiológicas de la práctica médica
José Mª Delgado García.

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Nobody writes me e-mail.

The last ones I got were from colleges.
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